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š¶āØļøwhen u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)š¶āØļø
Ahhhh I've been ignoring my asks but here! These songs are some favorites recent and old but on my Playlist.
Loved You Like Religion by Blake Roman
Ship in a Bottle by Steffan Argus
Social Path by Stray Kids
Stacy's Dad by Sub-Radio
Something to Believe In by Bill Champlin
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merry christmas kiwi :ā© ! I saw a post about riding taesan and wondered if you have any thoughts about it,, like his face when he looks at you? down bad 4 him fr
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merry christmas lovely!!
riding taesanā¦ i think it could go multiple ways but i think for the most part i think heās gonna have a look like the pic belowā¦ (this pic makes me insane btw) he loves watching you get off using him as your personal toy :3
if heās more dominant, i think he would still sit back and watch you ride him, gets touchier when heās close or when you start getting tired and he wants you to keep moving on him and then heāll help guide you on him !!
#answered this fast asf sorry to the other asks i have to get to š#merry christmas i need taesan oiled up under my tree when i wake up in the morning#mail ā¦ā”įµįµ#š anon ā¦ā”įµįµ#boynextdoor smut#bnd smut#taesan smut#bnd taesan smut
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#dirty talk#massive areolas#black and white#send newds#sexy asf#single#summer girl#eyesforgrace#please answer#spop catra#patreon#in bed#neko#cnckink#miguel oāhara smut
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Do you sell your brushes that you use?
Nah, they're not mine to begin with except the customized default ones (and honestly they're easy to do).
Check featured tag: messyr's brushes
#messyr#messyr's brushes#the more i see 'whats ur brush' in my inbox the more i wont answer bc it's featured in my blogggg + tumblr siteeeee just check it out pls#and if youre looking for how it's textured that way- it's just set to NO ANTI-ALIASING. it makes it pixelated asf#AND THEY HAVE DEFAULT BRUSH TIP (DOT)#for markers- get a noise texture (from default assets or somewhere else) and slap it in there#PS. I USE CSP. However in any programs- I tend to use pencils and other rough textured brushes available as default.
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Why do you like the brat
(genuinely want to know lmao)
funny you should ask that...
it all started when I saw that one ad where leo was kicking his feet in the bathtub...(big yap warning)
shallowly, he gives power bottom energy. i was prepared to not like him since my friend was further in the game + picked leo bc she thought he looked cunty and quickly found out that she hated him, but my first meeting of him was that ad.... that ad.... hes so like girly and like cutesy and and :3c!! so then i actually met him in the game... hes so girly and cutesy omg, i live for that fake bitch energy. hes so like... pathetic and two faced and cute like....
so basically i have this thing where i yearn for this kind of dynamic where i can overpower him but hes smarter than me and also very interesting so i just let him boss me around. hes so like... weak. and i love his voice i need him to moan in my ear especially when hes being fake and cute bc he wants something from you? "captain~<3 can you please open this bottle for me?~ <3" ugh. fuck. boner. hes such a vixen. hes such a diva.
also him crying... oh my lord LEO CRYING!!! UGHHH. the world's prettiest crier <3 and his goddamn tongue piercing
also like the switch up is hot too, the duality of man <3 my pretty delicate princess!!
psychologically, hes such a fucking wreck and i love that, hes such a bitch, and hes so manipulative, and hes so jealous, and insecure, and such a liar, im so fascinated!!! does he know how awful he is? does he realize how toxic hes being? is he toxic on purpose?? is he a shit friend on purpose? is it a power trip to make sho pay for his food or is he just lazy? i want to know what hes thinking
his relationship with sho is so fascinating too, like its so clear hes scared of losing him but in a way he also hates/loves him. like wdym you have other friends besides me??? you're starting a business??? ugh, ur so lame. and he actively tries to isolate him, is he jealous of sho's popularity? his talents? his social life? or does he hate the things that takes sho away from him?? he also does not give a shit about shos happiness either bc he like badmouthed him to subaru just so subaru could leave him alone... wow... what a fucking asshole... im so invested, drama!!!! also the valentine's day line where he doesn't mention getting anything but sho does,,, it means something no?? dude, like, leo is everything and nothing, i bet he feels so worthless but to make up for that he uses sho and internet validation
hes built like a reality tv character, THE instigator but hes smart about it. hes such an attention whore, like .... regina george... guys real shit i have a mean girl kink /j
leos the type of bitch to flirt with and sleep with his boss to make more money.
ANOTHER THING he has like a weird sense of justice?? like he hates ppl who've made the world shitty (ref to when he jumps off the building) and so him and sho scamming old rich guys is kinda like them being vigilantes? leos kinda like an anti-hero in a way. hes so interesting!!! AHH!!!
omg also hes in his self-destructive era and i need to see how it goes, like will he be a villain? will his life get ruined bc of himself?? will he get punished? will he redeem himself? does he regret his choices??
ngl i tho im actually not romantically interested in him, which is pretty surprising considering how much i like him. im obsessed with him in the most objectifying way possible
but yeah i love my toxic fruit tart boy <333
#tokyo debunker#tdb#leo kurosagi#tokyo debunker leo#answered#anon ask#kind of a character analysis but not really#also i relate to his need for validation#lowkey leos relatable asf like if i was visibly insecure and miserable we'd be besties#plap plap plap
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Do we know what kind of fashion styles (for their time) did hamburr have? Were they following whatever is trendy or doing their own thing
I love this question sososo much!
Unlike Jefferson, who was described as being unfashionable/old-fashioned, that his clothes were too small and that he wore slippers etc. we donāt have any similar descriptions for either Hamilton or Burr. On the contrary!!!
The most obvious proof of Hamilton being ātrendyā is this from Chernow:
āFrom the time he started out as a young lawyer in postwar New York, Hamilton presented a dashing figure in society. He was trim and stylish, though not showy in dress. His account books reflect a concern with fashion, as shown by periodic visits to a French tailor, and his sartorial elegance is confirmed in portraits. In one painting, he wears a double-breasted coat with brass buttons and gilt-edged lapels, his neck swathed delicately in a ruffled lace jabot. One French historian remarked, āHe belonged to the age of manners and silk stockings and handsome shoe-buckles.āHe was as fastidious as a courtier in caring for his reddish-brown hair, and his son James recorded his daily ritual with the barber: āI recollect being in my fatherās office in New York when he was under the hands of his hair-dress[er] (which was his daily course). His back hair was long. It was plaited, clubbed up, and tied with a black ribbon. His front hair was pomatumed [i.e., pomaded], powdered, and combed up and back from his forehead.āā [Chernow p. 187]
More detailed I remember one particular description of his clothes from Chernowās biography again:
āWhen [Hamilton] entered the room, it was apparent from the respectful attention of the company that he was a distinguished individual. He was dressed in a blue coat with bright buttons; the skirts of his coat were unusually long. He wore a white waistcoat, black silk small clothes, white silk stockings. The gentle- man who received him as a guest introduced him to such of the company as were strangers to him. To each he made a formal bow, bending very low, the ceremony of shaking hands not being observed. . . .ā [Chernow p. 334]
Hamilton was also really interested in the design of the soldierās uniform:
āA chronic stickler for etiquette, Hamilton entered into the minutiae of protocol and dress, showing an unrestrained love of military matters. The most fastidious tailor could not have dictated more precise instructions for Washingtonās uniform: āA blue coat without lapels, with lining collar and cuffs of buff, yellow buttons and gold epaulettes of double bullion tag with fringe, each having three stars. Collar cuffs and pocket flaps to have full embroidered edges and the button holes of every description to be full embroidered.ā For Washingtonļæ½ļæ½s hat: āA full cocked hat, with a yellow button gold loop, a black cockade with a gold eagle in the center and a white plume.ā For his boots: āLong boots, with stiff tops reaching to the center of the knee pan, the whole of black leather lined above with red morocco so as just to appear.ā Hamiltonās descriptions of other uniforms were no less meticulous.ā [Chernow p.564]
So itās pretty obvious that Hamilton cared a lot of someoneās physical appearance therefore I doubt he would dress unfashionably.
Now for Burr I donāt seem to recall anything particular about his dress. Besides the silly rumour of him wearing that one bullet proof silk coat to the duel I donāt really remember anything else.
This is what I could find from a casual search (if I have more time I might look into it a bit more)
āLike Hamilton, the impeccably tailored Burr made an elegant impression, with his lustrous dark eyes, full lips, and boldly arched eyebrows.ā [Chernow p. 192]
(no comment on the lustrous dark eyes, full lips and bold arched eyebrows bit, im completely ignoring it)
āAccording to eighteenth-century caricature, womanish men were fickle and disloyal, while as men of fashion, dandified politicians could be expected to change party affiliation as easily as they changed their clothes. By comparing the Burrites to beaux, dandies, and foppish boys, he associated them with prodigal dissipation and sexual indulgenceāthe twin vices of luxura and licentia, the antithesis of republican virtue.ā [Isenberg p. 276]
Iām assuming since Burrites in general were described as looking like that then I believe itās pretty fair to assume that same caricatured description goes for the man himself as well
There is also this description of his clothes, but in his defence he was on the run lmao:
āHe wore a slouching white hat with a broad brim, sported a long beard and a checkered handkerchief around his neck, and a great, baggy coat tied with a belt. Hanging from the belt was a tin cup and a butcherās knife. The outfit did not fit the profile of the dapper Burr, known for his stylish dress and genteel manners.ā [Isenberg p. 353]
So from that description weāre able to tell that Burr was usually fashionable.
āTwo prominent Federalists had loaned Burr $1,000 for new clothes, so that he could be tastefully attired in black silk for the duration of his trials.ā [Isenberg p. 362]
I suppose silk wouldāve been considered pretty fashionable for the time
Now, I might be misremembering this so if anyone has a source for this please let me know but I think I remember somewhere being mentioned that the way Burr was discovered and arrested in Alabama in 1807 was because his boots were too nice ššš
I genuinely have no idea if what Iām saying is true but apparently his boots were too trendy and polished and didnāt go along with the rest of his shabby clothes
#sorry for the long asf answer I loveee talking about clothes so much#alexander hamilton#aaron burr#thomas jefferson
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Could we have an art piece of all the mcfaddenās holding Casper when he was a baby?
The first thing that crossed my mind with this ask was their instinctive reaction when holding Casper.
#answered asks#frogsfandoms#my art#casper the friendly ghost#casper mcfadden#elizabeth mcfadden#fatso mcfadden#stinkie mcfadden#stretch mcfadden#the ghostly trio#imma be real I was looking at a TON of reference poses cause it was hard asf to get right for each one
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Clef x Bright?
Your request woke me from the dead hello everybody :D
I love Clef and Bright. Two horrible people feeding into each otherās bad habits and making each other so, so much worse. Like, going from grade A awful to somehow worse itās really like a game to these two or something like bro-
Itās probably why theyāre not allowed around each other at work because they will cause some sort of chaos that ends in a couple casualties.
They cute though I like them
#theyāre weird asf though#hate those guys#so does everyone else though#scp foundation#scp fandom#scp fanart#alto clef#dr alto clef#jack bright#dr jack bright#scp 963#boinkus.hotline#boinkus draws#boinkus answers
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AND THEIR SAUCE????????
#this is vee speaking#I HATE SASARA ITS SO SICK WHENEVER HE OCCASIONALLY SHOWS HIS BDE āAND IT SUCKS HE EVEN HAS IT LMAO#AND THAT SHIT HAD NOTHING ON HITOYA THEY LOOK SO COOL LOL#the showcase itself was interesting!!!!!! thereās a lot of elements at play and great lol!!!! itās robust asf!!!!!!#but i feel like i was making A LOT of guesses at the mechanics lol#like the enemies i think are colour coordinated to their weaknesses so plan your card usage accordingly hence the next card feature#tho i was having a bit of a hard time telling which was which lol and iām pretty sure the pale blue one is neutral#and therefore doesnāt have a weakness lol#the chance combo had me most confused lol i assume it has something to do with dice????#but like lol besides the chance combo thing what else was it doing????#i want to playyyyyy lol!!!!!! i want answers!!!!!!!!!! we still havenāt seen the abilities either lol just skills#which is neat btw!!!! skill within canon is just your ability to be able to rap and how well lol#but in hypdream thereās actual skills that raise/lower stats lol this is already fun#the chance combo thing made me giggle a little bit lol the way it was probably calculating the damage output so it to a minute to load#and sasara and dice looked awkward asf lol i wouldnāt have it any other way tbh hypmic brand jank lol šššš#c: sasara#c: hitoya
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sirius black is autistic. i know this in my heart.
#have you guys read hp?????#and if you're thinking like 'oh he's just socially awkward cause he's been in azkaban for 12 yrs'#then fine. swm. man is honest asf which comes across as mean#and now if you're thinking 'oh sirius isj just mean'#well what about 'id say she thinks you're a bit conceited mate'#you think he's being mean to james??? (apparently that line is mean. i have confirmation from neurotypicals)#he is not being mean to james. he is being honest.#james asked a question (WHICH was rhetorical) so sirius answered it honestly .#and james isn't insulted by sirius or anything. like he is aware sirius was just being honest and not trying to hurt his feelings#because sirius is autistic. he is.#sirius black
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Helloo may I bother you for your ratings on the whb demons you think have the best head game?
oooo yess !! <33 ill give some of my insight ,, though i think my opinions may differ from most ! these got kinda long :0 so the rest are under the read more !! ^^ tysm for asking :)) ,, i kinda did it on who from each nation gives best head . idk if this was meant to be a general ask or an actual request ššbut if its a request feel free to resend it with characters you might want :3 !!
from gehenna ,, i think leraye and astaroth would be the best with head . leraye is more on the eager side and desperate to please ,, happy to do something good for you and yearning to make sure youre pleasured . the piercing on his tongue would at extra stimulation ,, and his horn is perfect for grabbing and moving him to where you want him .
astaroth is more experienced in the subject ,, interested in re-enacting scenes of those he affiliates himself with . scenes from books often add oral scenes between the main characters ,, hearing their voice read out the scene for him . heās quick to fulfill the other character ,, treating his partner of the time just how the character would in the book .
from hades i think foras would be best at it overall ,, with barbatos being a close second . foras wants to please you ,, more than happy to . heād be jealous if it were someone else you were asking ,, unless it be leviathan . in his h-scene we got to see some of it ,, half invisible and using his tongue to prep you . the chains on his horns also are great for grabbing and redirecting wherever you want him to ,, making angling him up more to lick at your clit or move him down to focus more on the rest instead .
from tartaros mammon and valefor would be the best . bimet only falls into the category should you give him a pretty penny for it ,, then we may see what he gave us in his h-scene . for mammon ,, he wants you to want him ,, to yearn for him and have the need to covet him to yourself . hes happy to do what his master wants ,, if it means you wont hold back on your desires .
valefor was more on the softer and gentler side of sex in his h-scene (or i think from when i last read it) . despite knowing mammon has an eye for you ,, he cant help but want to please you himself . he wants you to be the one to come to him ,, to want him to give you pleasure . and heāll gladly drop to his knees and lay on his back ,, whichever you prefer ,, should you come to him instead .
from abyssos ,, i think they all would be good should they try in a way . not to say theyre not good ,, but bael is overworked most the time and when he gets the chance to enjoy time with you ,, he may fall asleep fast and be sloppy with his oral . stolas has a big mouth a lot to say when you ask him to give you oral ,, but does it nonetheless but with a lot of extra steps (him having a lot to say about the situation) . beelzebub isnt there most the time but when you do he may forget if you planned it at a later time . unless its right then and there ,, he may not be able to help himself but be rough and take a few bites into your thighs ,, hard enough to draw blood . he may get so into it he wonāt let you rest until all you can do is have empty orgasm after another . pussy game so strong it makes mfs cannibals šš and amon ,, he would probably be your safest bet . naberius if you catch him on a good day too ,, being part dog does have it perks at times . <3
for paradise lost morax would be best . say im biased all you want (might be šæ) but he would be the best especially if youre not used to hellās intensity yet . he could walk you through ,, actually communicate what youre both okay with doing and what feels best for you . though i hope you dont mind his face being covered in partially bloody bandages for the most part . heāll remove enough to make room for his tongue but thats the most heāll do . heās a little worried to scare you off with how mangled his face may be ,, how scarred and charred and broken it may be under his bandages . <//3 though heāll be gentle and bring you a wonderful orgasm ,, and more if youāre wanting it .
for niflheim ,, beleth would be a good choice tied with andrealphus . beleth is more nicer than belphegor when it comes to pleasure . while belphie would rather sit back and take ,, beleth knows the struggles of being on the opposite side . heāll be nice about it or rough depending on how you want him to be . he could bring you to an intense orgasm through edging and stimulation to the spots you feel pleasure through most ,, or he could hold your hips down and drive you insane from how many hes already given you .
andrealphus likes to touch you and feel you . he may be blind but he doesnt let it stop him from giving you pleasure however you wish . he takes his time with you ,, going slow and wanting to pleasure you thoroughly . his hands wander you body ,, trying to find whats best for you and what you dont care for . though he knows to focus on the clit for optimal stimulation ,, unless you get more from being fingered . heāll slip his long and dainty fingers inside and massage them at the top where youll feel most pleasure from .
for abbadon ,, i truly will be biased but i fear ronove would take the crown <3 hes truly so fine i need him carnally š but listennnn ,, i mentioned it in earlier oral hcs involving him and ill mentiomed it again ,, the struggle of seeing him give oral with the ball gag still on would be so fun . itāll bump into your clit ,, his drool and tongue trying to peak out from the gag to make for messy oral . unless you take it off him and let him give oral that way (nakey) . sitting on his face would be better unless you want to ravaged ,, though that wouldnt be so bad either . heās like andrealphus where he takes his time though his is more so to edge you through yours to bring you to an intense orgasm that will surely fulfill you lust and his curiousity . he wonders how long until you tap out from him .
#š¼.anon#š¼.answering / insights#lmk if anyone has any different thoughts tho im so interested to see others views <33#i was kinda lost for abyssos bc while i feel bael would be good he is overworked and tired asf š#and nabe would be a close second but what if smt else interferes and then bam big dog in the house šand no more house either#for abbadon i dont have as much information on asmodeus so truthfully i was biased there </3 guilty#whb x reader#whb#whb astaroth#whb leraye#whb foras#whb valefor#whb mammon#whb morax#whb andrealphus#whb beleth#whb ronove
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DAMN KLAVIER CALLED YOU ADORABLE AND YOURE OUT HERE LIKE "why does he look like that. Ew."
-Log
āPROSECUTOR GAVIN SAID WHAT-?!ā
#apollo answers#(OOC: IM SO GLAD SOMEONE CAUGHT THIS BECAUSE I ANSWERED BOTH ASKS WITH THEIR RESPONSES PLANNED AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY ASF)#apollo justice#aa4#asks open#ace attorney#ask blog#rp blog#aj:aa#ace attorney apollo justice#ace attorney rp blog#Klavier mention#klapollo#klavier gavin
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really? because let me remind you that catra never treated adora as a peer or a partner. she constantly belittled adora, she was jealous of adora, she was insanely possessive of adora. how can you expect someone to treat you a certain way if you don't treat them the same way?
if i said āi wish people were kind to meā while treating everyone around me like shit, i would be a hypocrite. and that's what catra is too. not that this is explicitly mentioned in canon, but catra expects a lot out of adora while continuously hurting adora.
she expects adora to keep their promise, but catra herself never bothered to keep it. in fact, the only time she even mentions wanting to keep her side of the promise is IN THE FINALE. towards the very end, where adora was basically dying!! and that's after catra abandoned adora because adora didn't give her the assurance that she expected.
not to mention, catra is the one who kept feeding into adora's hero complex and her guilt, by calling adora a failure and constantly keeping her responsible for not being able to protect the people she loved.
so yeah. another post victim-blaming adora for what happened and acting like catra's actions were justified.
#spop critical#spop salt#spop#spop discourse#spop criticism#she ra#anti spop#anti catradora#anti catra#anti c//a#anticatradora#anti stans#also let me just say this#even if catra really loved adora and wanted adora to love her back#she has no right to demand that from adora#if her immediate response to adora not seeing her the same way is to HURT adora#that's toxic asf#it's basically the incel mindset#catra feeling entitled to adora and not accepting no for an answer
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s2 episode 7 thoughts
hmm. hmm. that is the sound if me pondering what i just watched.
(i understand that this episode was an analysis into mulder's self-destructive behaviors when faced with overwhelming grief, but. that does not mean i enjoyed vampire hookup time)
well. we shall start from the top!
i read that it was an episode about vampires which i thought was a weird narrative choice because. hello. scully still gone??? but then i remembered that i too ignored the main quest in skyrim to hunt some vampires and that i had no place to judge
(granted, my main quest wasn't finding scully though. might have given that a bit more priority than saving the whole world. because she IS my whole world)
we open with a guy that looks like joe biden meeting with an attractive young woman. they're making out in a hot tub and we just know someone is gonna get slurped upon. and woe, it be upon us! double vampire attack.
back in DC, mulder gets his old office back! it's covered in plastic. he takes some of it off. he adjusts his calendar from may to november, so we see how much time he and scully had been assigned to other tasks, which also has me wondering how she managed to get a new house that quick.
(also, this calendar is... scantily clad women posing next to tools such as hammers and saws. was this allowed? was this acceptable? was it normal? were the 90's a lawless wasteland and mulder an irreparable freak?)
well. scully is an x file now, and he puts her glasses and id into an evidence bag and closes the filing cabinet which was sooooo evil. but he can't bring himself to put her necklace away. oh man. oh he's gotta have it in case he finds her. he has to hold her close. i'm Fine this is Fine.
so. he goes out to california to deal with the joe biden looking fellow being murdered. and he is not wanted on the crime scene. we know this because someone greets him by saying "nobody called the bureau" and he says "well, they should have" and lifts up the tape to let himself in. because one thing about him is that he's gonna let himself into a place he isn't wanted.
he sees the writing of a bible verse in blood on the wall and says something about their grasp of biblical knowledge being "feeble and literal" and i was like okayyy need to have a theological discussion with him
he then scares the other guy who originally wanted to kick him out by reciting a LARGE amount of facts related to similar cases and it's very much giving photographic memory. got me thinking, have we ever seen this man forget something? (directions don't count. they're confusing. but everything else sticks in that man's brain)
he just needs one thing: a phone book. which he uses to call a blood bank and ask about a new guy. who must be the vampire who did this!
so he rolls up to the blood bank and i'm over here struggling because i do Not Do Blood, and i knew at this point this was gonna be a tough watch, but i didn't anticipate the non-blood related reasons why this would be true
anyway he's sniffing around the blood bank and he hears some slurping and wouldn't you know, this dude is tearing into a bag of the red stuff like it's a capri sun. somehow he gets him into custody, where the dude refuses to talk because the lights are on, and mulder comes in with a lamp he put a red filter over, because he was prepared for vampire interrogation.
the vampire is going on about how what he did isn't murder because it's not like animals hunting prey is murder which is. not the greatest approach in terms of legal defense. mulder tells the guard that the guy is delusional and it's best to play along, and he believed this to be true... until he, quite literally, burned to a crisp in the sunlight. and died.
he's talking to the coroner and rattling off a bunch of vampire facts and says he didn't believe in vampires which is so funny to me because like. why is that where you draw the line, my friend. not at bigfoot and definitely not at aliens. but man. vampires are just too out there for spooky mulder. until now!
the coroner has a very funny line: "you are really upsetting me... on several levels" which seems to be the general effect fox mulder has on people. and also because i felt the same way about his dumbass actions during this episode.
coroner finds a stamp on the dead body's hand, which seems to come from a nightclub. so naturally our fbi agent ends up there.
you often see posts saying that "(insert character here) should be at the club". i fear that this is not the case for fox mulder, but it's possible that it's his suit and tie that are throwing me off. he just doesn't seem like he belongs there. i ask myself, where should he be instead? perhaps some sort of star wars convention would suit him better. a book signing with some author he likes. idk, an interior decorating festival. not here.
i shall use my verbatim words to walk you through the next scene:
"pause. he's talking to a woman who was looking into a compact without a mirror. so. vampire suspect. and now why are they getting so close together. and getting a drink. okay now they're leaving to a new spot together? AFTER she admits to vampirism"
(here she did some stuff that required me to look away from my screen due to my Weak Constitution. but also it would have felt necessary to look away anyway because it was getting... charged)
she tries to get him to... suck on her finger... but he won't do it because aids. which is fair. i think that's a smart move, actually. it's just that getting flirty with a vampire he knows was involved with a ton of killings was such a stupid move, i don't know why it's now the braincells start to kick in.
that kills the vibe, though, so she gets another guy to take his place and things escalate.
mulder pulls in at a restaurant called ra. nice! the sun god! and he is... through a window, witnessing some more slurping action. he seems to want to intervene and save this poor soul being feasted upon...
but the poor soul is no poor soul at all! he comes out and decks mulder, and delivers this line with stunning conviction: "i don't know who you are, freak, but we're two consenting adults" and with this, he is forced to flee.
and yeah. it made me laugh. my expectations for the genre were subverted. he signed up for that shit! what he did not sign up for, however, was the next part, where he was killed by the other vampires.
cut to investigating the crime scene. mulder has brought along a forensic dentist, which is a job i had no idea you could go into. he needs to see about those bites, which are very human.
next they go to vampire woman's house. it's a very nice place. mulder... opens her oven. and sees a loaf of bread in there. and i'm thinking, man, i hope this doesn't go where i think it's going. baked goods... ovens... i never want a vampire pregnancy arc. but he cracks open the loaf and something red spills out and somehow, this to him means that she is gone and isn't coming back. he can read the signs of the bread. so add that to his resume. what did the bread tell you, my liege?
he seems to have stayed in her house, however, because he's there when she's back, and says he knows she was using the bread as a charm to ward off evil. because apparently that's an eastern european thing, blood bread to warn off evil. sound off if any eastern europeans in the chat wanna confirm or deny.
anyway. he's IN this woman he thinks is a vampire's HOUSE? what the hell. mulder seriously i need you to stop and think. like you should have stopped and done some thinking a while ago. honestly i'm not mad i'm just disappointed. and he's like "i want to save you come with me before they kill you" ohhh big tough man needs to save her huh. make him feel good inside. huh. certainly no ulterior motive here...
she's monologing about her horrible childhood and how sweet blood tastes. um girl. don't lie to him like that. i have busted my lip open before that stuff does NOT taste sweet and dangerous. it's like a penny with rust that you found in a parking lot.
it seems her vampiric origin story, if to be believed, is that things simply got too kinky. which is a new take on the genre.
(it's also about being caught in an abusive relationship and the damage that inflicts, but it seems abusive boyfriend came into vampirism at his kinky parties and things escalated from there. which. well. it blew the eyebrows clean off my head, to be fair)
at this point we see that he is WEARING SCULLY'S NECKLACE? he says something like "it's from someone i lost" and she says that she "hopes he finds her"
i did not like the undertones here and certainly not the overtones. because i knew where this was going. he was shaving in her bathroom. and let me tell you something: there is only ever a shaving scene in media because the writer needs a way to get some blood out of someone's body and into the real world. and man. i knew it was coming.
but what i didn't see coming was her SHAVING HIM??? girl. i am uncomfy. and she does, of course, cut him, and then they kiss. aggressively. terribly aggressively. can anyone answer what was going on in a satisfactory manner?
but the gag is: the original vampire- who burnt to a crisp in the jail cell, and was the abusive ex she spoke of- HE'S WATCHING THEM THROUGH THE WINDOW!
he breaks in and taunts the vampire woman about how he had to "wait for her to finish" and i was like cool. thank you SO much for that mental image i'm super happy with it. i definitely don't feel like i need a shower. but then he's going on about how he can't be killed.
here, at the tail end of the episode, we learn the rules of vampirism in this world: a vampire cannot be killed by a non-vampire. and a non-vampire BECOMES a vampire by consuming the blood of a believer and also taking a life. it is only here we realize that this woman is not an actual vampire yet, she just appropriates their culture by drinking blood unnecessarily.
mulder's still sleeping in her bed and she's like "you need to leave" and she stabs the wall to make her evil ex think she's killing him. but when they go to break out, mulder ties him up quite handily and he gets in the car to escape with vampire woman. until ANOTHER vampire woman jumps on the hood of their car. and main vampire woman knocks her out for a bit by running into her with said car, which is super effective.
mulder's leaving the place in shambles, his shirt still unbuttoned, wandering down the side of the hill. back at the house, now that we know the vampire rules, main vampire woman says she can finally kill the evil vampire ex. and he's like how!! you haven't had the blood of a believer or taken a life. so. she licks the blood off her hands (unclear if it's hers or mulders tbh) and says she'll take her own life. and drops a match after pouring gasoline.
so. that brings that to an end. and shabby looking mulder sits on a hill as he learns all four in the house died.
the episode ends with him playing with scully's necklace. which i don't even sort of feel like unpacking right now but maybe another time.
probably not, though, because i just didn't like this episode. and yeah, a lot of it comes down to me not wanting to see mulder hook up with people who aren't scully. can you blame me? is it so wrong to have preferences in this world?
but also, narrative wise- do you honestly see the guy fucking off to cali while scully's still missing to deal with an unrelated problem instead of devoting every hour of his life to finding her, like we saw him do in the last episode? you expect me to think he just puts it off for a lil while? the guy who, just last episode, pulled his gun on the ski lift operator to get to the top where she might be a little faster, and then choked his one and only suspect out of fury? you're thinking this is the guy that's gonna go soak up some west coast rays?
and yeah, he was obviously not himself through the episode- very cold and analytical- but c'mon. we all want to bang a vampire. he's not special. i just personally wouldn't do that if my friend were gone. like how is that gonna help the situation. be so for real. time and place!
and also the whole only learning the rules of being a vampire about 5 minutes before they need it to be plot relevant. that annoyed me too.
overall, mulder, like i said, i'm not mad, just disappointed.
let me know what you thought on this episode- i try to not be a hater, but i also understand that hating in small doses can be good for the soul. if it's a widely beloathed episode i'll feel better in my judgement as i join a long tradition of haters who have come before me.
#i think i shall choose to ignore this episode going forward#sometimes he is so violently a Man it's shocking.#like the sexy tool calendar? i cannot keep defending him. throwing tomatoes as we speak. they're splattering his shirt.#man if i was missing and i learned my friend hooked up with a vampire to distract from the sorrow i'd be pissed as hell#i'd be all#and how did that help the situation. did it lead you to find me. why weren't you LOOKING for me.#is this vampire more important to you? is she gonna take my place? answer your 3 am calls and stand up for you against workplace bullying?#and you WORE my NECKLACE? the one my MOTHER GAVE ME? as a birthday present when i was 15? when you FUCKED HER?#THE HOLY CROSS MY CATHOLIC MOM GAVE ME? you wore it while i was MIA? inside a VAMPIRE?#oh i would never let that GO! if i were scully i would simply never let him live that down. it would be awkward asf between us for a bit#sighs. maybe i'm too petty. maybe i hold a grudge too deeply. all things that have been said about me before!#scully baby if ur reading this i would NEVER engage in any sort of recreational activity until i found u again okay? don't settle for less#juni's x files liveblog#2x07#txf#the x files
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GADAMIT MEDIC WITH A TURTLENECKā
All ya gotta do now is make him paler and thats emesis blue medic in the flesh
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Ngl the style of TNATD comic is super fun..... Or maybe I just have fun mimicking art styles in general idk
#medic#wip#ask#answered#alephnol#emesis blue#cropping out the hands....#hands are hard#im trying to get better tho!!#im sure theyll look better with shading too#omg im gonna have Medic pale asf cuz of his appearance in emesis blue
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having to cite a female author with her last name which is basically just a male/patronymic name is kinda sad. your name deserves to be known and written, queen
#in a perfect world; my last name follows my female ancestors#i gotta say; there's a lot of misogynistic issues all over the world rn and honestly i am radicalised asf rn#anyway; i'm busy with uhh doing my research project#sorry for answering some asks late tho#i'll try to catch up#éååø«-foolāŪŖą½“
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